Michigan Poem

January 31st, 2008 , 11:24 pm

It’s winter here in Michigan
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.

Oh, how I love
When the snow’s up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I’ll hang around
I could never leave Michigan

Cause my feet are frozen to the ground!!

Bankruptcy

January 31st, 2008 , 6:14 pm

Need a good New York bankruptcy lawyer Then Richard S. Feinsilver is your man. A graduate of St. Johns University (B.A. 1979) and New York Law School (J.D. 1983) has been engaged in private practice since 1988. Prior to entering private practice, Mr. Feinsilver was employed in the financial services industry for over 10 years in various capacities focusing in the areas of consumer credit and real estate financing.

Are creditors demanding payments, home going into foreclosure? then Richard S. Feinsilver can help you stop adverse creditor actions. With few exceptions, immediately upon the filing of a bankruptcy petition, your creditors are prohibited from taking any further action against you; even if your bank account has been frozen and your salary has been attached.

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Fishing Joke

January 31st, 2008 , 6:04 pm

A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out.
She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside the woman’s boat and asks her what she’s doing?
She says, “Reading my book.” The Game Warden tells her she is in a restricted fishing area and she explains that she’s not fishing.
To which he replied, “But you have all this equipment. I will have to take you in and write you up!”
Angry that the warden was being so unreasonable, the lady told the warden, “If you do that, I will charge you with rape.”
The warden, shocked by her statement, replied, “But I didn’t even touch you.”
To which the lady replied, “Yeah, but you have all the equipment!”

Nazmiyal Collection

January 30th, 2008 , 7:56 pm

Nazmiyal Collection of antique Oriental carpets to add a special touch of class to any room.

Since 1980, Nazmiyal has been home to the most comprehensive selection of beautiful antique Oriental rugs, as well as fine and decorative modern area rugs and Persian carpets.

Their experts will be happy to assist you in finding the right rug for your design or color scheme. Email or call them toll free at 877-rug-find.

Over the past twenty five years Nazmiyal has been working hard to satisfy their customers. In addition to providing an extensive and varied inventory of decorative and antique rugs, Nazmiyal also offers a range of other service. Check them out and see how they can be of assistance to you.

Let them help you in finding the perfect rug for your home.

Kids say the funniest things

January 30th, 2008 , 7:45 pm

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

Shopping Cart

January 30th, 2008 , 7:24 pm

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Colds

January 30th, 2008 , 7:06 pm

I am sick as heck, stuffy runny nose, itchy watery eyes, can’t breath, and just generally feel like hell. Was -14 today and I froze to death loading and unloading trucks at work where the dock doors were open most the day I’ll be lucky if I don’t get Pneumonia. And they are calling for 6-10 inches of snow by Friday oh happy days. The winter life in Michigan


Oxy Powder

January 30th, 2008 , 6:54 pm

Oxy-Powder is a scientifically formulated, all natural oxygen Colon Cleanse

It’s a fact, an unhealthy digestive system impacted with mucus, toxins, and impacted waste can trigger a host of health issues such as: Body Ordor, Poor Appetite, Weights Problems,Lack of Energy, Bloating, Occasional Constipation, Foul Breath, Backaches, Weak Immune System.

If you suffer from any of these symptoms then oxygen colon cleansing is what you need.

Oxy Powder can help you greatly in your efforts to restore or achieve optimal health. Oxy Powder is globally recognized for the positive results reported by hundreds of thousands of users worldwide. This all-natural product helps relieve symptoms associated with constipation (such as waste compaction and bloating) and promotes intestinal cleansing in a gentle yet extremely effective manner.

Does Your Name Fit

January 30th, 2008 , 6:39 pm

D Popular with all types of people

O Best gf/bf

N Is someone you can never forget

N Is someone you can never forget

A Easy to fall in love with

A: Easy to fall in love with.
B: Amazing kisser
C: really sweet
D: Popular with all types of people
E: Will kick your ass
F: Loves people
G: has the one of the greatest personalities ever
H: Freaken hott
I: Loves to Kiss
J: Is really sweet
K: Crazy
L:Loves to huggg.
M: makes dating fun
N: Is someone you can never forget
O: Best gf/bf
P: Is Very Sexual
Q: A animal lover
R: has the one of the greatest personalities ever
S: will make u fall in love 4 ever
T: Can be funny and dumb at the same time
U: Has a Smile to die for
V : Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: has beautiful eyes.
Z: Loved by everyone

Elements Bath and Body Supplies

January 29th, 2008 , 8:21 pm

discount bath and body supplies offers a wide variety of wholesale bath and body supplies, recipes, packaging, and accessories to suit a variety of needs. Some of the items we carry include waterproof vinyl labels, lip balm tubes, twist-up tubes, organza bags, beeswax, disposable pipettes, cloth bags, lavender buds and flax seed. When you’re formulating your own soap, body lotion, lip balm, bath salts, or perhaps a special flax seed pillow, we have the supplies you need at wholesale prices.

Elements Bath and Body Supplies was started in 2002 by Mike & Tammy Tivis. Hand made toiletries had always been of great interest to Tammy, but her curiosity was especially piqued in 1996, when she became a massage therapist & then an esthetician.

Make sure to check out the  clearance supplies, you’ll find incredible savings on new products, special one-time buys, or inventory reductions.