A man was in critical condition after he tried to flee a cab without paying his fare and stepped in the path of an oncoming car Saturday in Salt Lake City. The man, 31, was belligerent and apparently drunk during a ride in a City Cab taxi, said Salt Lake City police Lt. Dave Hoffman. He threatened not to pay the driver before jumping out of the cab while it was still rolling east on 1300 South near 800 East. He ran into the westbound lane, where he was hit by an oncoming car, he was in “extremely critical condition,” Hoffman said. Excuse me but I always thought that if a person was drunk and called a cab that the fare would be waived so that the person that called the cab wasn’t on the road drunk and driving? I guess it’s only in some cities. Anyways guess Karma bit him in the butt hey? Hopefully he’ll make a full recovery and sober up and pay his debt.
Wanda’s dishwasher stopped working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman ‘I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter and I’ll mail you a cheque.’
‘Oh, by the way don’t worry about my dog Spike. He won’t bother you. But do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!’ ‘I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!’
When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s house the following day he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he had ever seen. But, as she had said,the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, swearing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled,
‘Shut up,you stupid,ugly bird!’
To which the parrot replied, ‘Get him, Spike!’
See - Men just don’t listen!
3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men….that night all three will wear a leather bodice style, stiletto’s and mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet again…..
The engaged girlfriend: “the other night, when my boyfriend came home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me & said: “you are the woman of my life, I love you”…then we made love all night long
The mistress: Ah! Me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat… He did not say anything…. .
but we had wild sex all night
The married one: “the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready:
leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:
“Hi Batman, what’s for dinner?”
Inside a car there was a dead man who was shot in the head by another person. The car had its windows rolled up tight, the doors were locked, the car was not running, and there were NO bullet holes anywhere on the car. How did the suspect kill this man? Click on the box for the answer…….
So after tomorrow we will be on layoff. They aren’t sure for how long and we were told to just watch the news and when we hear that our plant is to go back then we will be back to work. But until then we just sit and play the waiting game. This is all due to American Axles going on strike and until they get their end of the bargain settled. You might as well say that we are out on the picket lines with them since we can’t work. Some say this is good and others didn’t want the layoff but what can you do? This will give me more time to write in my blog so I will still be making money just not working as hard doing it and I could always use a break. So is anyone else laid off due to this strike? If so how will this strike affect you? I always enjoy a break long as it’s not over a week we should be ok as I do have bills to pay as well.
I thought it was terrific. Very nicely done. Only complaints: the acting for most of the characters was pretty average at best (save for Sam Jackson and the guy who plays the second jumper/teleporter guy), and the ending didn’t really feel like an ending, if that makes sense. Other than that, the concept and whatnot of the movie was awesome. Definitely worth seeing.
Thoughts? Anyone?
It’s winter here in Michigan
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love
When the snow’s up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I’ll hang around
I could never leave Michigan
Cause my feet are frozen to the ground!!
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
Got to thinking today as I forgot my glasses at home and had a hard time seeing at work. Why do they call it far sited if you can’t see close up? and near sited if you can’t see far away?
Do they do that to confuse us? I’m near sited which means I have a hard time seeing far away so why wouldn’t it be far sited…things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm
