25 Ways to tell your grown up

February 19th, 2008 , 3:48 pm






Jumper

February 15th, 2008 , 5:35 pm

I thought it was terrific. Very nicely done. Only complaints: the acting for most of the characters was pretty average at best (save for Sam Jackson and the guy who plays the second jumper/teleporter guy), and the ending didn’t really feel like an ending, if that makes sense. Other than that, the concept and whatnot of the movie was awesome. Definitely worth seeing.

Thoughts? Anyone?

Michigan Poem

January 31st, 2008 , 11:24 pm

It’s winter here in Michigan
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.

Oh, how I love
When the snow’s up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I’ll hang around
I could never leave Michigan

Cause my feet are frozen to the ground!!

Kids say the funniest things

January 30th, 2008 , 7:45 pm

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

Glasses

January 28th, 2008 , 8:12 pm

Got to thinking today as I forgot my glasses at home and had a hard time seeing at work. Why do they call it far sited if you can’t see close up? and near sited if you can’t see far away?

Do they do that to confuse us? I’m near sited which means I have a hard time seeing far away so why wouldn’t it be far sited…things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm