Ice Age 3 - The Movie

1. When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry idiot who made you sad.

2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must
be involved in.

4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how
much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused — I will use little words.

7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask;
“”because you are my friend”.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can
feel the true warmth.

Tell 10 of your closest friends these promises, then get depressed because you can
only think of 4.