Ice Age 3 - The Movie

There was a man who had worked all of his life,
saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it
came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die,
I want you to take all my money and put it in the
casket with me. I want to take my money to the
afterlife with me.”
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her
heart that when he died, she would put all of the
money in the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket. His
wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was
sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony and just before the
undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife
said, “Wait just a minute!”
She had a box with her. She came over with the box and
put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the
casket down, and they rolled it away. So, her friend
said,”Girl, I know you weren’t fool enough to put all
that money in there with your husband?”
The loyal wife replied,”Listen, I’m a Christian, I
can’t go back on my word. I promised him that I was
going to put that money in that casket with him.”
“You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
with him!!!!?”
exclaimed the friend.
“Sure did,” said the wife. “I got it all together, put
it into my account and wrote him a check.
If he can cash it, he can spend it.”
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