Ice Age 3 - The Movie

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a
Genie’s lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it & a Genie appeared. The amazed woman
asked if she was entitled to three wishes.

The Genie said “No. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
wages in third world countries & fierce global competition, I can
only grant you one wish. So what’ll it be?”

The woman didn’t hesitate. She said “I want peace in the Middle
East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
each other.”

The Genie looked at the map & exclaimed “Gadzooks, lady! These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but
not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”

The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been
able to find the right man. You know, one that’s considerate and
fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in
bed and gets along with my family, doesn’t watch sports all the
time and is faithful. That’s what I wish for.”

The Genie let out a long sigh & said,

“Let me see that ****in’ map!”